A person who you once trusted untill you mistakenly lend a usb stick. only to then find out that they are a notorious and cunning thief
Usb thief someone who steels usb sticks.Dunk: Hi rose how are you could i get my usb back please.
Rose: hi dunk im sorry i have no idea what usb you are reffering to (sinister laugh)
A juul, a vape that looks like a USB
Last night Shelly got so nic sick off the Devil’s USB. Must have been a mango pod.
The act of flipping over the end of a USB device again and again to make it go the right way into a USB port. The longer the dance (i.e., any more than 2 flips), the dumber one appears.
I just watched my boss do the USB Dance with his flash drive for OVER A MINUTE trying to fit it into his computer. It was seriously was the highlight of my day.
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The thing which is used to get pictures onto the computer.
Girl: How do you get these pictures on the... the computer?
Man: It's called a USB line. I'll show you later.
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#420, if I catch you smoking the devils usb in this christian bathroom, I'll have to give you a laceration.
When your USB flash drive becomes infected with a virus and passes it off to every computer you plug it into. Also any computer that an infected USB drive has been plugged into passes the virus off to every USB drive plugged into it.
"Your computer gave me USB herpes!"
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The probability of any given event resulting in a positive outcome constrained by the odds of initial USB plug insertion; which should be fifty percent, but in reality is closer to zero.
So, do you think we'll win the lottery this draw?
I'll give it USB odds.
Yeah, I NEVER get that fucker in on the first try.