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Reality Marble created by Archer (Fate/Stay Night) that allows him to control a large number of weapons.
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body, Fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to life, nor known to death
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works!
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When txt convo's take weird and somewhat unusual turns as a result of having an unlimited text message plan. Usually the logic behind it has to do with "pushing the envelope" more and more on a daily basis. These can get rather funny as time goes on (and just as degrading)
any time a conversation takes a turn for the worse...meaning to commit a crime for the sake of the joke (even though obviously no crime will be committed)......Unlimited Text Syndrome
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The debt-based universal monetary system used here on earth allows enough money to be created to buy every product available. Everyone can claim to be a millionaire and borrow enough to make it come true.
when the store's shelves go empty we will see who believes in Jesus.
Democratic mob rule governance always creates the Unlimited liability Universe where crisis dictates spending because a mob can always create a crisis.
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When you have a stroke because you are so overwhelmed by your phone battery being at a full 100%.
Guy 1:How'd he die?
Guy 2: Poor bastard had an unlimited power stroke.
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A Marvel roleplaying that encourages a certain IQ standard and discourages idiots, ignorance, and general douchebaggery. Is constantly beleaguered by the aforementioned populations, and thankfully, has management that gets things done instead of posting things on idiotic websites under fake monikers to hide their actions.
Man, those guys at X-Men Unlimited don't tolerate shitty people. Maybe I should grow a brain and stay the fuck out.
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A great game, with awesome graphics, cool rides, but with hoorrible music!!!
If u have the PS2 version then u r fucked up nigga!!
guy 1: Yo did u play test drive unlimited?
guy 2: Yea i have that game, and the music sucks!!
guy 1: But u can use custom soundtracks
guy 2: I have the PS2 version
guy 1: U r pwnd fool
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A mental disorder where a person cannot help but make up absurd comments and/or lies. Even if repeatedly asked to stop or even threatened, the person will continue to create bullshit comment/remarks about someone.
Guy 1: Thom just told me that you were in a gay porno.
Guy 2: Thats Bullshit! he's lying.
One day later....
Guy 1:Thom said you have a crush on our male foreign language teacher.
Guy 2: WTF that's a lie. Man, the amount of bullshit Thom can make up is unbelievable he must have Unlimited Bullshit Disorder.
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