Uranus

1. A gassy planet in our solar system
2. The butt of all planet jokes (including this one)
3. Where shit comes out
4. The only enjoyable science topic for an average elementary student
5. A place that brings curiosity and wonder to everyone

I just a took a fat shit on Uranus

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URANUS

URANUS-aka(your anus) replay aaaaaa trumpets down down down baby break heart I'm gonna only trumpets fight sunlight yodel oleo tic took can't read my poker face

I kissed a bacon salad sandwich( I uranused a bacon salad sandwich ) courtesy BACONSALT

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Uranus

1. Your anus
2. What a potato could enter
3. what brown potatoes come out of
4. a gas giant
5. donald trump
6. an anus as big as uranus

I SAW URANUS IN THE TELESCOPE

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Uranus

1. Your anus
2. What a potato could enter
3. what brown potatoes come out of
4. a gas giant
5. donald trump
6. an anus as big as uranus

I SAW URANUS IN THE TELESCOPE

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Uranus

1. Your anus
2. What a potato could enter
3. what brown potatoes come out of
4. a gas giant
5. donald trump
6. an anus as big as uranus

I SAW URANUS IN THE TELESCOPE

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Rex Uranus

A fictional 1970's porn star with a Magnum P.I. pornstache. He has a talent for life altering anal sex and is wanted in 7 states for manslaughter and assault with a deadly weapon.

Me: "Dude! Why is Tiffany walking funny"
Pete: "She just filmed a scene with Rex Uranus... She's lucky she's no crippled or dead.. That boy is hung like a clown"
Me: "Oh... I once saw Rex blind a camera man with that thing... He should've ducked"

focus on Uranus

Does the Navy use the stars to navigate, or do they just focus on Uranus?

Does the Navy use the stars to navigate, or do they just focus on Uranus?