oy vey

A explanation of dismay or exasperation.

It derives from Italian dialect and was later picked up by the Yiddish

"Oy Vey, Katie is so stubborn."

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oi vey

See proper spelling: 'Oy vey'.

I tried to use 'oy vey' in a sentence, but since I'm a borderline illiterate, I used 'oi vey' instead.

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oy vey

Schwytzer Düütsch (Swiss German) (heard it said in and around the German-speaking parts of Switzerland. Who knows, could be the Jewish influence...): oh no!

(Sitting with a group of friends in the local pub and someone you all don't really want to see walks in): Oy vey! Haascht gesehe' wer reinkommt, Gel?

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oy vey

A term that used to be used by Yiddish and Jewish people, but is now used by antiemetics who think they are being clever, but in reality, are only losing their credibility and making them look dumb while proving they have no evidence to back themselves up.

"oy vey the goyim know!" -Says the antisemitic

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VEI 8

Something really big, epic, monstrous, violent, or intense. This term comes from the cult classic Supervolcano, a 2005 docudrama about scientists monitoring the Yellowstone Caldera...with disastrous consequences.

"How was that movie?"
"I'd rate it a VEI 8!"

Yo momma's so fat, when she jumps in a pool she triggers a VEI 8 eruption!

Do you still deny the possibility of a VEI 8 supereruption?!

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oy vey goyim

a yEEEEEtdish term meaning "oh a fucking goyim" and goyim means a non jew, so its like gringo but for YEEEEEEEETdish peYOple.!

YEED: *sniffs* SHALOM. where is my monnnEYYY.

goyim: *speaks in texan* yee HAWWW its ma monAY
yeed: AHHAU7AHA. A GOYIM. oy vey goyim ! * the YEED cries in pain as he strikes the GOYIM *

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meecro-wah-vey

The correct pronunciation of Microwave. Everyone is a fool for saying it differently.

What have you got for dinner tonight? Oh, just a micro-wah-vey meal.

Did you know that Wetherspoons uses meecro-wah-veys?