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Paulo Valdez

A wrestler from Hesperia High school that is 15 years old and has no limits

Paulo Valdez is the best Freshman in Hesperia History

by allstarwrestlinginsider March 16, 2022


paris valdez

A trap! look out! This male/female (I can't tell the difference) is actually one of the best people in the world and should totally win a Grammy Award for his superiority to all of his friends.

Paris Valdez is my super idol! :D

by PariParu PV April 20, 2022


Juan Valdez Jacuzzi

using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong

"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?

psh
whatever

don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi

by CoraMunroBoat June 12, 2017


Marc Valdez

Marc Valdez is a gorgeous human. They have a angelic voice like no other, and love to sing for cb choir.

Person 1: Who is that gorgeous alpha male
Person 2: Thats Marc Valdez for sure!

by floydtank April 30, 2023


Alexander valdez jr

A wierd but talented skater boy, mean but chill, hes ugly but hes the funniest guy you know, dont let him go

Dude I'm so bored
Just hang out with Alexander valdez jr

by Eatdatbananaheehee November 23, 2019


Tristan Valdez

The. Hottest. Man. On. The. Earth. He also is the icon for men in skirts along with Harry Styles. Because period.

"My boyfriend is Tristan Valdez."

by Gaby and Malia December 30, 2021


Jerry Valdez

running next to someone holding one finger to your nostril and shooting a booger on said person

I just Jerry Valdezed your mom, get fucked.

by thesnowbunny December 16, 2023