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A vasectomy involving the use of two large bricks in order to eliminate the male sex organs contained in the scrotum.
Dean: There's also the buffalo vasectomy, which involves two bricks.
Jason: That works too, but much more painful.
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when you see something that is painful to a guys balls. and it hurts your mind.
did you see that guy get hit in the balls by an armadillo?" "yea.. i had a mental vasectomy
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When someone says something so goddamned stupid that you cut your own cock off just to slap them with it.
If you are impotent anyway, give yourself a vasectomy Van Gogh to shut that stupid bitch up.
Kicking a man in the nuts in an effort to prevent him from having children.
Bro, I’m broke, so can you give me a back alley vasectomy?
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Vasectomy safe, no sperm is present in ejaculate
He felt much safer vasectomy shooting darts knowing he would not get her pregnant.
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a crude vasectomy practice in which a rubber band is placed around the base of a man's scrotum and circulation is slowly cut off until the testicles lose blood flow and detach from the body
Darleen done gave Jimmy-John a West Virginia vasectomy while he was sleepin' and he ain't got no more cojones
When a woman takes your entire nutsack in her mouth and bites down unexpectedly.
'Yo, your girl ever give you a back-alley vasectomy? I had a tinder date do that last week and I deleted the ap.'
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