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"another word for vagina, pussy, whispering eye etc."
"I havent seen you in a while god damn i miss that mother fuking vertical smile"
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When you are putting your tongue to chick's twat while she sitting on your face.
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P.S. When she gets off..... and gets off of you and lays down, then it becomes horizontal slit.
Last night I got some vertical slit, it was quite tasty!
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A lip piercing, much like a labret. This peircing actually travels through one's lip (like the name implies) vertically.
That vertical labret is hot.
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someone who is short.
also known as a midget, a dwarf, the little guy, etc.
man: haha look at that smidget!
woman: lets be PC (politically correct) here, its a vertically challenged person.
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A mondegreen, or commonly misheard lyric, in Lady Gaga's song "Bad Romance," which is supposedly a reference to the penis.
The true lyric is "vertigo shtick" as an homage to the Alfred Hitchcock movie "Vertigo," but is often misheard by many because of the intrinsic desire to find (perhaps intentional) innuendo in the media.
Stupid person whose idea of good music resides exclusively within top 40 radio: "(sings) I want your psycho, your VERTICAL STICK! LOLOL LADY GAGA IS SO CLEVER, AS AM I! VERTICAL STICK MEANS PENIS!!"
Person 1: "I want your psycho, your vertical stick!"
Person 2: "It's 'vertigo stick', dumbass. Lady Gaga's songs are seeping with lyrical brilliance. 'Vertical stick' is so moronic and SO below her level of amazingness."
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See vertical smile also.
Vertical grimace is an adaptation on "vertical smile", referring to the female genitalia. A grimace, is a more horizontal facial expression than a smile, therefore assimilating more closely to a vagina shape when rotated 45 degrees; rather than a smile.
Scene..
4 LADS walking down the street, they spot a cluster of jailbait across the road.
"Look at the vertical grimace"
"It's very GRIM out here today"
"Grimace, 4o'clock"
"GRIMACE!!"
They won't have a clue you're talking about them!! Until everyone's using this phrase of course.
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a crush on someone whenever they are dressed and vertical; as soon as they undress and it is headed horizontal you are repulsed and no longer interested(most males do not experience vertical crushes).
The 40 year old and I simply have no future; it's simply a vertical crush.