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Being 100-1000% later than every stated time arrival. A mental illness that creates a black-hole like time warp in ones mind that creates the illusion that you drive a fucking Delorean and can somehow bend the space-time continuum and travel at impossible speeds to reach stated destinations.
Hey, I gotta run to Menomonie, WI. Then St Paul. Then Stillwater. Then North Saint Paul. Then back to Menomonie. I'll meet you at the bar in 10 minutes, Wagner Time motherflower.
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yes kurt wagner aka nightcrawler is my real bf incase u were wondering !!
Most beautiful girl who will make your heart melt when you see her. She is brown haired with brown eyes and you can’t help but being friends with her. She is caring and outgoing and kinda sneaky
Guy: did you see that Chloe Wagner girl
Other: ya she was looking good
a school where half of its sucidal the other half is horny and the school is full of wanna be’s who wanna be the next lil pump and smoke fake tanks in the lockers and then to top it all of the most popular kid in the school’s name has same first and last name
yo don’t fw her bro she go to Wagner highschool
1. Extremely theatrical drumming, e.g., making really dramatic faces while bringing the drumsticks up higher than they need to accurately hit the drums.
2. Masturbation.
Did you see that guy on stage? He was really pulling a wagner.
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A fucked-up musical instrument most frequently heard in the works of Richard Wagner and Anton Bruckner. Though capable of sounding quite beautiful, it usually sounds like shit and elicits dirty looks and sighs from the rest of the orchestra.
Musician #1: "What are we playing on tour in March?"
Musician #2: "Bruckner 8"
Musician #1: "Oh Fuck! Wagner Tubas!!!"
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A pussy Wagner is a dumb ass bitch that doesn’t know shit and can’t comprehend anything you’re talking about because they are “that” dumb bitch
Damn bro you really are a fucking pussy Wagner