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A drink made with jaeger, sprite and coke combined. Sometimes whiskey is substituted for jaeger but there is more coke in that version.
Look at Denny! That sex with the black haired waitress made him pass out!!
Something a crazy redhead bitch says at Panda Express
"I was a waitress for 15 YEARS Carl. "
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An interesting thing to order at a McDonalds drive through when you're pissed. (Yes, I actually did this, and no, I wasn't driving...)
Drive through speaker: Is that everything?
Drunk passenger: We'd also like two waitresses to go with nothing on them, please.
Drive though speaker: <Silence>
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where you drink too much, punch the wife in the face and then place your sandwich order.
Oh man, should have seen the Irish waitress last night
Someone who has to pee before continuing with a job.
Before we continue, I have to be a Banff Waitress.
Origin: The Globe and Mail Aug 6 2010
"Welcome to Banff. home of service with a vacant stare."
A female who takes cum all day during her shift to come and watch daddy get on his knee and be a good boy and tongue fuck his wife's tight cum filled pussy while watching it drip on his face.
"Wifey" tells the daddy that he better eat all his dinner n be a good boy cuz momma is tired and not cooking tonight...
Creampie waitress works all day to bring home dinner daily piping hot... Daddy ordered his wife to come home cum filled, so like a good wifey she got filled up so daddy could be satisfied 💞
When a waitress or waiter at an eating establishment (like an IHOP or Waffle House or Applebees) says goodbye to a customer..and tells them to come back soon aware (or unaware) of the fact that customer may never come back or at the very least probably won't come back soon. Ever.
"come back and see us soon sweetie!"
the words "come back and see us soon" are frequently used in a waitress farewell.