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Wanker

Wanker: An arrogant or pretentious person. Sometimes this word is used instead of resorting to 'Cunt' or 'Bellend'.

I always wanted to meet a Wanker, but then I met Brett.

by S86849 July 16, 2014


wanker

n. English Slang - A fellow road user. see also asshat cunt fucktard

'Thanks for cutting me off, you wanker'
'A really great turn wanker'

by Nouvelleaube August 14, 2005


Wankered

Someone who has had too much to drink and is now lieing in a pile on the floor.

"God, look at him. Shit, hes wankered"

"I got completely wankered last night"

by Linzi January 16, 2005


wanker

The other contributors are correct in the literal meaning of the word as "one who masturbates", however in Australia, it is used more like a slightly more vulgar synomym for words like fool or idiot

Did you know Brad got fired again for stealing from the boss - what a wanker

by Bruno January 15, 2005


Wanker

Someone who beats off a lot or too much.

Man Jeff Martin is such a wanker. He beats it like 3 times a day.

by Wanker 88 January 21, 2010


wankeritis

One who masturbates a lot and/or thinks about the act of masturbating a lot has Wankeritis.

I'm sure John has Wankeritis as he's told me that he masturbates at least eight times a day.

by Ian D'Mello May 02, 2007


wanker

A man that enjoys masturbation also a common insult.

Don't be such a wanker!

by SarahSpastic May 12, 2008