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West Warwick ...home of the burn-outs. Here in the "West Side," we're over populated by white kids that think they're black and obese women that walk the streets of Artic barefoot with their tits hanging out. About 9% of people own their own homes. The weed is mainly shitty and overpriced and if you by some from drug-lord wannabe at the high school, you're guaranteed to be charged $25 for a gram of "dro"(a bud and a big ass stem of shwag in a little dime bag.) There's absolutely nothing to do here but drugs and steal shit from the Habeeb Marts spread throughout the town.
"Yeah fuckin there's nothin to fuckin do in West Warwick."
"Yo, let's go smoke a joint with Brandi and Stephanie."
"Hell yeah."
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Small mall in Rhode Island. Located next to the somewhat vacant Rhodes Island mall. Newly renovated since it was ruined in the great flooding. Since this mall is filled with predominantly teenage girl / girl clothing stores (V.S. , wet seal, charlotte russe, bath & body works) show up here on a weekend / vacation and it will be filled with Warwick trashy Jr.high children and wiggers who think they have "swag". Oh and if you live in Warwick dress your best because you'll probably see approximately 10 people you know, most of which you'd rather not see...
John : hey, lets go the Warwick Mall!
Mary: ehh I don't know if I feeling like dressing to impress, or seeing 13 year olds lacking cleavage running around.
John : aww lets just go, its not like there's anything better to do in Warwick other than smoke blunts..
Warwick faggots that go to wvhs and juul and smokes are usually potheads but the girls in warwick are type valid boys look like skunks i aint gay chigga
Damn warwick fucks are so cute ans handsom
West Wigger. Loud, annoying girls, dumb as shit, most pregnant, stuck up for some reason. Lots of wiggers. Possibly some are rich, snobby, prissy motherfuckers from Cranston or North Providence slummin, but thats another story. Assholes think they are better than you even though they have not seen or done shit. Wigger dog crap on sidewalks everywhere. Decent bars, but no comic book stores.
"West Warwick" inbreeding = an easy way to get on welfare
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A British campus university. Based, rather confusingly, just outside of Coventry and 10 miles away from Warwick, nearby towns include Leamington Spa and Kenilworth.
Academically sound (apart from Theatre Studies), socially inept and more corporate than Starbucks. But it's rich.
Very large Students Union, lots of waterfoul and a higher proportion of international students than is probably necessary. But they're rich too.
American Vice Chancellor who wants to take over the Far East and redefine himself in the image of Blofeld before he leaves; but that's OK because he's (probably) richer than everyone!
Interviewer: "Why did you choose Warwick?"
Interviewee: "Because Oxbridge didn't choose me! *sob*"
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Proficient at counter strike, the a Ron Warwick hugs it's prey into submission.
"Women want me and men want to be me."-Ron
Dionne Warwick (born December 12, 1940) is an American singer, actress and TV show host, who became a United Nations Global Ambassador for the Food and Agriculture Organization, and a United States Ambassador of Health.
Beauty personified, with a voice that would make even the toughest men cry. Miss Warwick established a well known professional relationship with Burt Bacharach which led her to being the most successful woman of the Rock and Roll Era, second to only Aretha Franklin. She is the niece of gospel legend Cissy Houston and cousin of songstress Whitney Houston
Dionne Warwick is a LEGEND. She has been slaying the game for 40 years with her voice and beauty and she is still raking in the chips.
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