Shitting ones pants at the most inopertune time.
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doing a mathematically problem at a rapid pace while others calculate slowly
The teacher asked us what the square root of 1681 is and i watson the answer in less then 15 seconds while it took others a ton longer.
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When someone embellishes their contributions to the war effort
Watson talks about the war like he's fucking Rambo or something
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Look at the pair of watson's on t'sheep. reminds me of a couple of growlers
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A large satisfying shit. One that takes a while to come out but when it does feels satisfying as fuck.
Mate Iโve been working on this Watson all day.
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Watsonism: the mentally deficient follower of the living deity Watson, the cracker god of inbreeding.
Person 1: "Hey, are you going to attend your classes and become a really smart successful person?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm a follower of Watsonism. I am too retarded to become successful. I also fuck all of my cousins."
Person 1: "Oh, okay."
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