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A great state to BE from. A great state to visit on holiday esp. Deer (Rifle) Season. Nothing is better. You only have 2 options in this state. You are either going uphill or downhill. Thats it. You see there ARE lots of hills and hollers and shit. (that would qualify as mountains in any other state). Lots of Black Folk in your new location that try to intimidate you because you are white. Be easy! Just tell them that you are from West Virginia. It will scare them off faster than roaches with the light on.
There are a lot of proper talking hillbilles with college educations that you would not want to do wrong to. And more than a few Janky wannabe hilbilllie wiggers that are wanksters.
I thought I was a badass until that white boy told me he was from West Virginia. Then I got scared!
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Virginia is for lovers, West Virginia is for Brothers!
West Virginia: brothers have better love than lovers
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The state at the bottom of the list in terms of driving ability. If the car in front of you has a West Virginia plate it is in your best interest to back off another 10-20 feet. If the car behind you has some NASCAR or WV Mountaineer plate on the front bumper,(front plates aren't required by West Virginia), it would be in your best interest to pull over and wait for them to pass.
Guy: "That car can't stay in the late. Must be drunk."
Gal: "No, look. They're from West Virginia."
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The state in which I currently live. We mine tons of coal, and it's about the only thing we do. You actually can make plenty of money out of West Virginia if you're an entrepreneur... but you'd have to have a bar license or own a strip club. Oh, and domestication of animals has alot of money in it, plus sexual benefits.
:1st girl: Wow, he kinda looks like a goat... hahahaha... NICE.
:2nd girl: Well, I did hear his dad owns a farm...
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West Virginia...a state I have been stuck in...where people are stuck in their animals...and Juggaloz and Rapperz and Breakdancerz, constantly contemplate homicide. This is a pretty cool state, if you look past the 65% redden population...but no all reddnes are bad....I think?
West Virginia...the first state to breed the half human dog!
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There is other meaning but in the meme community it’s used as WEST VIRGINIA 😫MOUNTAIN MAMA😫TAKE ME HOME😫
Niggy 1:Yo look at this
Niggy 2:What is it
*shows phone*
*video plays*
*people dancing*
Earrape music in the video:WEST VIRGINIA MOUTAIN MAMA TAKE ME HOME!!!😫😫😫
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