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When someone urinates on another person while they are sleeping.
My mother had a wet dream last night. That bitch shouldn't have grounded me!
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Wet Dream Martini is a drink best served luke warm. A wet dream martini is a drink comprised of 4 parts, vaginal fluid, thawed ice cubes, man jizz, and vodka. To prepare this drink you need to shove no less than 3 ice cubes but no more than 6 in to the vaginal cavity of your partner. Then proceed to conduct intercourse with said partner and repeat this step until you have reached climax and all ice cubes are melted. Once climax is reached and all ice cubes are melted you will need to drain the vaginal cavity of all fluid into your favorite martini glass and add a heavy handed splash of vodka for taste.
I enjoy adding two olives into my Wet Dream Martini, just to make it extra dirty.
A. New York
B. Commonly misheard lyric in Alicia Keys's “Empire State Of Mind”.
New York, concrete jungle, wet dream tomato.
Did you hear that Marcia misheard "where dreams are made, oh" and shouted "wet dream tomato" at the concert?
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A sarcastic and somewhat glib reference to hitting a protracted dry spell when it comes to having sex.
Yeah man, I’m home by myself every weekend, just floating in the pool and livin’ the wet dream!
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When a mature woman wakes in the middle of the night moist, with a quicken heart beat and a feeling of utter sexual satisfaction. All the while her hands are nowhere near her sweet spot.
wet menopause sex
Betty recognized the positive side of menopause when she awoke from her erotic dream, wet with a quickened pulse, a feeling of utter joy and completely alone following her MWD (menopause wet dream)
Tall and handsome blond-haired, blue-eyed man.
"Check out Hitler's wet dream over there and the Italian Stallion standing next to him."
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A woman with small breasts and loose morals.
Suzie is a "Carpenter's Wet Dream". She's flat as a board and easy to nail.
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