what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

It happened. It only happened there. And it happened far enough away to have any negative effect on the "the here and now".
And anyone who wasn't there at the time need not know about it.
So stfu about it, and move on. But keep the memories. ;)

Dane Cook's intro to a recent show in Las Vegas:

"...great to be back here in Vegas....you know how they say 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'....? Well I have a new saying....if it happens in Vegas, and I see it....I'm fuckin' telling EVERYBODY!!"

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Damn shame what happened to that dog

A person is a messed up situation in which the end result is also messed up. (Quoted from the film, "Coming To America", From when the blind man and the Seeing Eye Dog died in the room that Prince Akeem wanted to rent out.)

When Paul went to take his final exam he found out that it was yesterday, he is most defintely gonna fail this semester,Damn shame what happened to that dog.....

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What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas

What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas
('Cept Herpes, that shit stays with you for life)

Sarah: I can't remember, but I think I lost my v-card to someone last night in Vegas...

Best friend Nick, who was the one that she last her v-card to: Well honey, what happens in vegas stays in vegas. No worries.

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what happens when i die

You get shat on by a bird, have a sizure cus it cum on u to fash and die by a ford get fenesed mate

What happens when i die

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what happens on earth stays on earth

Something you say when you want to sound wise & cool but Really has no meaning.

Originated from Kendrick Lamar's 2017 album entitled "DAMN." where he uses the phrase multiple times.

Person A: "Aww man I'm gonna be late for work."
Person B: "it's Okay man, what happens on earth stays on earth."

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you would never guess what happened

How every black person starts out a story. It may be a lie, so watch out if you hear this shit.

"Hey Tony, why you look all tore up and shit?"

"Damn man, you would never guess what happened..."

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What had happened was

the beginnings of trying to explain the fault of a situation, or trying to get out of blame for a bad situation

Uncle Phil: How did Carlton get a hold of those speed pills?!!
Fresh Prince: Ya see, what had happened was...

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