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An insult to a gamer that keeps killing you online and is probaly a loser in real life.
n00b: Damnit I can't kill this kid before he kills me!
Other Gamer: Well man you cannot kill that which has no life.
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December 5th, the day to express your love for that special person in your life. Your babe, your shordy, your hunbun.
"I fucking love you so much" I love Appreciate Your Partner Day (Which is everyday)
The biggest cliche the world has ever known. Mostly used when crippled by a limited vocabulary. Can pertain to Nuclear war with North Korea, flooding, record breaking Hurricanes that aren't caused by climate change (obviously), inauguration crowds (probably) etc.
Yo' moms: "Have you heard the Don on the news today, addressing the hurricane victims in the trailer park in Naples Florida?"
Me: "Of course. He just made "The likes of which we have never seen" the biggest cliche ever. A cliche, the likes of which we have never seen."
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yeah that van is probably safe and will give you tons of candy. to acquire the candy you must get in the back of the van and say LESSSSS GO!!! 😎😎😎😎😎. then the car will start to go forward and when you come to your destination you will get the candy. THIS PROCESS IS VERY POG.
Person 1: I hopped in a white van which has a old guy in it and I got TONS OF CANDY!
Person 2: Is this an ad?
Person 1: Yes this is an ad for Raid Shadow Legends and their pickup candy system.
Is when you put jelly and peanut butter in someone's asshole and you insert your penis into there asshole
I want to pb&j his asshole (peanut butter and jelly asshole sand which)
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A strange phenomenon in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph
A strange phenomenon in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph
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Once upon a time there was Glucose,
Our human bodies can burn it or store it.
The End
Hey man, that which does not fuel us, makes us fatter.
Hey man, if it don't fuel you, it makes you fatter.