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Originally a parody of Uncyclopedia, Wikipedia has grown into the world's largest MMOAEG (Massively Multiplayer Online Article Editing Game,) boasting millions of subscribers and over two million individual realms or 'Articles' in which you can play.
The object of Wikipedia is to make as many edits as possible, as you quest through from the most simple low level articles on insects and bovines to vastly complex articles on the nature of the universe. The final challenge created by the moderators is an article on Wikipedia itself.
'Powerleveling' is a serious problem in Wikipedia, leading to many arguments over comma placement, spelling, and whether 42 really is the answer to life the universe and everything.
Countless lives have been ruined by Wikipedia; as players, or 'editors' as they call themselves, neglect their families and friends.
Of course wikipedia can benefit lives as well. Many uneducated teenagers see Wikipedia as 'leet hax' which they can use to circumvent study, where they are secretly being tricked into reading an encyclopedia. Contrary to unpopular belief, Wikipedia is technically an encyclopedia, although it it edited many millions of extra times.
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Stupid Kid One: Dude, like check out my paper on the industrial revolution. I'll like get an A for sure. Pwnt.
Stupid Kid Two: LOL, moron, you put like this comma in the wrong place. I would know since I just copied my paper off of Wikipedia last week.
Stupid Kid One: OMG dude, like I did that too, but I just copied it last night! LOL, KRINKT!
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Wife: Come to bed honey... I need your opinion on a new outfit I bought (;
Editor: Not now I've almost beat this article. Also you spelled ;) wrong.
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The website everybody uses for info on essays but nobody admits it. Known for allowing anybody to edit, but in reality nobody can edit without it fermenting deleted 3 seconds after publishing. Teachers groan angrily at the sound of Wikipedia.
Student 1: How’d you figure out #8 on the homework?
Student 2: I just looked it up on Wikipedia
Teacher: EVERYBODY IN THIS CLASSROOM IS EXPELLED NEVER SAY THAT WORD EVER AGAIN OR THERE WILL BE MORE DIRE CONSEQUENCES
A free encyclopedia where average people can make an account and rant with false information about people or things that they hate, and naive Americans will pass it as truth because they're too lazy to look for a more reliable source.
"I learned on Wikipedia that Austin Winkler of the rock band Hinder was gay! Wikipedia is a reliable source, so it must be true!"
"My school has an article on Wikipedia. It's North Adams High School, located in Seaman, Ohio. The principal is Mr. Waffle and the vice principal is Mr. Horny."
"According the the intellectual source of Wikipedia, Adolf Hitler died by being attacked by a bear. I always thought it was something along the lines of committing suicide while in hiding, but who am I to criticize the wisdom of Wikipedia?"
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To search for something on wikipedia.org (past tense)
No actually Jack I wikipediaed it earlier and it said that...
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A site that you learn more about anything else then you could in four years of high school.Probably college as well.
Meg: Wikipedia unlike high school doesn't rip us off years of learning at school... Johnny:For seral.
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