verb- the act of having sex in the outdoors, ex. the woods, a field, beach, etc. usually teenagers who cant have sex at home due to parental guidence
- "hey babe, can we go on a walk in the woods, and Wilderness fuck"
-"no, there are bugs!"
Basically a nicer way of saying boot camp. Anyone that has been sent to wilderness therapy can tell you first hand how horrible it is. You sleep in the middle of nowhere with people you have never met. You aren't allowed to do anything fun, and "therapy" isn't what goes on, "brainwashing" is...so be very careful. You have to "earn"(a.k.a.) work your way to leaving the hell hole. The staff that work there are all hippies and are annoying as fuck. Showers do not exist and you can forget about clean clothes, pillows, talking to your parents, knowing any future information, or running away. No one has ever made it out, and getting caught running away will get you sent to worse places. Anyone that attempts to escape these types of places is pretty damn courageous, but extremely stupid. The best thing to do when sent to these places is to listen to everything the people working there tell you to do. Your only priority should be getting the hell out of the place. Words can't truly describe "Wilderness Therapy," ask anyone that has been and they will respond the same way. Those places are not places you ever want end up at. Don't fuck up kids, because nothing...and I mean NOTHING is worth being sent to a "Wilderness Therapy Program."
Hannah: Did you hear about Emily?
Anna: Yeah, her parents sent her to "Wilderness Therapy" Whatever the fuck that is
Hannah: Ooooh shit...this is bad. My cousins friend was sent to one of those places and he is in the army...
Anna: Sooo...what's your point?
Hannah: Anna...He said that the experience was far worse than anything he's seen... and he's in the army...
Anna: Oh Shit...this is bad. We got to break her out.
Hannah: Damn Right! Let's go. We're coming for you Emily!!
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a politican who does not like outsiders.
'more or less marocan?' ~geert wilders
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Brave Wilderness is a great channel on YouTube that grows rapidly. They focus on animals. You can often see their videos on the trending page of YouTube (if YouTube wants to be nice to them). I would recommend watching BW cause they are one of the only people on YouTube who doesn't clickbait, who aren't money hungry, and who appreciate their fans. And it is actually pretty interesting.
Josh: Hey bro, do you watch BW?
Albert: No.
Josh: *kills albert*
Brave Wilderness: 10/10 best
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a funny, yet nasty movie. it'll make you never want to eat a cream filled donught again...believe me.
van wilder is my favorite movie ever.
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When a girl handcuffs a man to a bed then urinates on his chest.
Guy 1: Did you hear what happend to joe?
Guy 2: No, what happend?
Guy 1: His crazy girl friend handcuffed him to a bed then pissed on his chest.
Guy 2: Aww nasty he got a Wet Wilder.
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a sweet, beautiful, kinda dorky(in the best way) and lovable lady that enjoys poking and biting people but has the best hugs and sweetest kisses
man im so lucky my girl is baylee wilder
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