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When you shove a chocolate bar up a vagina, then slowly suck it out. Chewing...yummy.
Hey hunny, im hungry and horny! Lets do the willy wonka! Yum!
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Euphemism for a penis. Commonly said when expressing ambition to have sex with someone.
I'd like to stick my willy wonka in her chocolate factory.
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a move when a man and a woman have sex and the man brings in oompa loompas to satisfy her the way he cannot.
its also a definition made up when i'm really bored. so yeah
freak: "dude last night, i wasn't in the mood"
friend: "so you left her unsatisfied???"
freak: "of course not. I pulled a willie wonka and got out of there"
friend:"classsyy"
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After giving anal, you make the reciever suck the shit off your penis.
OR
After giving anal, you pecker slap dat hoe.
Nigga that hoe love when I give her the ol' Willy Wonka.
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noun- An act of intense, emo intercourse performed by a man, wearing a purple top-hat, on a woman;
1.) The man gurgles up a lugi and spits on the woman's vagina. He then begins to smear it around, stimulating her clitoris.
2.) The man then persists by shoving Twizzlers, at least 27, analy into the woman. *Of note, if the woman begins to bleed, you are doing it right*
3.) The man will then drizzle hot fudge all over the woman's breastic region and smear it everywhere. He will then lick all of it off and force her to eat the Twizzlers.
4.) Upon completion, the couple will have sex, however avoiding anal, due to the fact that she will hot be tight in that region.
"At first, I thought my boyfriend was going to rape me... But it was much worse!"
"What happened?!"
"...He gave me a Willy Wonka!"
"Oh! My! Fucking! GOD!"
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When a man injects feces into his scrotum, then when he ejaculates the sperm is replaced by a fountain of poop.
That hooker did not see that Willy Wonka coming!
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Before eating a woman out, take one of your favorite candy bars and put it inside of her vagina. Tell her to walk around for 10 minutes and then enjoy two of your favorite things together, vagina and candy bars.
(Do not actually do this...it is a health risk)
Jimmy enjoyed a Willy Wonka with his girlfriend.
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