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After giving anal, you make the reciever suck the shit off your penis.
OR
After giving anal, you pecker slap dat hoe.
Nigga that hoe love when I give her the ol' Willy Wonka.
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A Manic Deppressive, Horny, Drunk, Sex Deprived Old man who cant get pussy from a decent woman over the age of 18.
Willie is also the last know Slave owner owning over 300 Leprocon/Black Midget mutts known as the Umpa-Lumpa
Willie Wonka didnt save those damn umpas from Umpa Land, He's Breeding them in The Factory basement. Don't call me a liar ive seen it!
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noun- An act of intense, emo intercourse performed by a man, wearing a purple top-hat, on a woman;
1.) The man gurgles up a lugi and spits on the woman's vagina. He then begins to smear it around, stimulating her clitoris.
2.) The man then persists by shoving Twizzlers, at least 27, analy into the woman. *Of note, if the woman begins to bleed, you are doing it right*
3.) The man will then drizzle hot fudge all over the woman's breastic region and smear it everywhere. He will then lick all of it off and force her to eat the Twizzlers.
4.) Upon completion, the couple will have sex, however avoiding anal, due to the fact that she will hot be tight in that region.
"At first, I thought my boyfriend was going to rape me... But it was much worse!"
"What happened?!"
"...He gave me a Willy Wonka!"
"Oh! My! Fucking! GOD!"
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When a man injects feces into his scrotum, then when he ejaculates the sperm is replaced by a fountain of poop.
That hooker did not see that Willy Wonka coming!
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Before eating a woman out, take one of your favorite candy bars and put it inside of her vagina. Tell her to walk around for 10 minutes and then enjoy two of your favorite things together, vagina and candy bars.
(Do not actually do this...it is a health risk)
Jimmy enjoyed a Willy Wonka with his girlfriend.
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To shit on a girls pussy and then eat her out.
I decided to willy Wonka the girl because I was both hungry and horny.
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the trillest nigga out of the Trezz
aka Glenwood Forest. aka the Candyman got what these bitchz want
aka the block bleeder better know as the candyman serving em
A PIMP
I'm the orignal Willie Wonka
aint know body else like
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