High Wipe

When someone smells because they wipe their ass too high up and don't actually wipe anything, missing everything in the process and hence why they stink.
(Seen in Sextuplets movie)

"Oh he stinks"
"That's definitely a high wipe"

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gentleman's wipe

When a male is performing oral sex on a female and in one motion licks from the butthole to the clitoris. Variation of Gentlemen's Wipe.

1. Dude. Bro. Did you give her a gentleman's wipe?

2. She was so hot I gave her a gentleman's wipe.

3. I gave her a gentleman's wipe like a true gent.

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Fresh wipe

A coworker who kisses the bosses ass so well that s/he leaves no stain or odor on the bosses behind.

Paul is such a fresh wipe! He can kiss Bobs' ass for hours at a time. (Names created for example purposes only.)

Courtesy Wipe

When you need to wipe your ass mid day and head to the bathroom to finish the job

Kyle went to the bathroom half way through his shift to do a courtesy wipe

Pre-wipe

Using a moist baby wipe to swab the anus before taking a poop. A pre-wipe is primarily used to lubricate the anus for a more efficient and cleaner poop. The wipe can also be dropped into the toilet bowl after the swab to reduce back splash from the turds dropping into the bowl.

"Hey I'll be back in 20 minutes, I need to go clear this Indian food outta me." "Sounds good babe, don't forget to pre-wipe before letting it loose. You don't wanna have to shower again before we go out tonight." "Thanks for the reminder! Clean as a whistle!"

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Hotel Wipe

When you use a hotel washcloth to wipe your ass.

Keith said he's never felt cleaner than after a good hotel wipe.

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vanity wipe

Wiping your anus when it does not immediately follow defecation. Such times may occur when you have a sweaty bum cleavage, you're worried something has dribbled out, or you simply didn't do a good job of wiping it in the first place.

A Vanity Wipe is nearly always accompanied by checking the toilet paper for streaks. It is often abbreviated to VW when discussed in a public place.

Friend #1: My arse crack is really fucking itchy
Friend #2: Go have a vanity wipe dude, it might sort you out

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