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A name taken from the majestic and ferocious Spotted Wook. This fearsome yet lovable creature is thought to have existed in the Cretaceous period, it was an egg laying mammal, not unlike the misunderstood Platypus it probably shared an ancestral similarity with. It is theorised this pack animal although solitary in nature lives from a diet of fruits that it along with the clutch of other Woki would track down. As a collective these intelligent creatures would also feast on the meat of predators that it would lure into an ambush (elaboration needed). Furthermore it is speculated that it has an unhealthy obsession with processed cheese. This furry omnivore was named for the mating call it is presumed to make by some of the brightest scientific minds looking into it.
The xeno-zoologist in our science department referred to the bones we brought back from our dig in Southern-Botswana as that of a Wook. The Woki eggs in the hatching will make a great addition to the clutch we have raised so far. The extinction of the Wook is a serious matter.
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An extremely hairy person, such that (most likely) he now appears like a wookie from Kashyyk, often mistaken for one.
Man, look at that brother... he's got so much hair, he IS the wook...
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a type of waking up that negatively affects you or results in consequences. often accompanied by a panicked and frenzied attempt to undo what cannot be undone.
used in place of “woke up late” or “my alarm clock didn’t go off” when don’t wake up up in time
when you’re late to work cause wook up late
ALMA: why’d they fire Tracy when he’s our top sales guy?
TAYLOR: boss told him he had to start coming in on time but he wook up almost every day last week.
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The Wook is a young female human representing Chewbacca, a wookie character starring in the popular Star Wars trilogy in the 1970's. This female has many of the features of Chewbacca, including a wide face, cleft lip, and broad smile. Although this female is typically viewed as unnattractive, she has enjoyed a steady flow of male appreciators, who show their appreciation for her while they are under the influence of alcoholic beverages, or other drugs. It has been mentioned in scientific studies that perhaps the physical qualities of a wookie are inherantly attractive to some males while under the influence of said alcohol and drugs.
"Yo, I got with The Wook last night"
"Wow, again? You must have been hammered"
"Yeah, I was pretty much blackout for the whole night"
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Wook is another term, used especially around universities, to refer to an excessively drunk, sloppy, and/or sexually promiscuous girl who parades around at parties and/or bars. The term is a combination of "wasted hook" to the simpler, more concise, "wook."
"Man do you see that wasted girl over there, giving that guy a lapdance? What a wook!"
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Wook is the 3rd stage of woot (followed by woop)<br/>
It's basically another way of saying woop (because everyone says woop!) Althought woop was another way of saying woot (because everyone used to say woot!). And soon it'll likely move on to woog or something simular.
It is a way of expressing happyness or excitement, and ise used by gamers mainly.
<br/>Wook also means a nasty old hippy or something, look below...
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