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Tree Horn Worshipper

Slang for a Lignadoratist, someone who worships the knots on trees as their Gods. They practice their religion, titled "Lignadoratism", by surrounding themselves in tree heavy areas and holding on to as many knots on the trunks of said trees at once, while pouring all their feelings and worries into the trees. They believe that by doing this, the trees will relieve them and lead them to a less stressful lifestyle.

Tree Horn Worshippers tend to be partial to large trees such as oaks and maples. They prefer these because apparently the larger the tree knot they hold onto, the stronger the connection is. However, Lignadoratists still enjoy and worship all knots on the trunks of trees, including spruce, pine, and cherry.

Please make note that those who practice Lignadoratism do not worship knots on the trunks of elephants, such as tumors or cysts.

Dude, don't hang out with her, I've heard she's a total tree horn worshipper.

by treehornworshipper December 26, 2011


taliban turd worshipper

A taliban turd worshipper is your general run of the mill islamic taliban dog feces eating terrorist who frequents the mountains between Pakistan and Afghanistan. These feral dogs are even further down the evolutionary ladder then mosquitos.

The Canadian sniper punched a perfect hole straight through the taliban turd worshippers throat with his .50 calibre rifle laughing with glee as the taliban turd worshipper chokes on his own blood.

by Islams Defeat June 1, 2007

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Deviled Tomato Worshipper

A phrase used when talking about blushing/turning red.

(There is no deviled tomato god to clarify)

"He turned as red as a deviled tomato worshipper"

"He became a deviled tomato worshipper after they kissed him!"

by PROMISEDFORTUNE April 24, 2023


fagan worshipper

Irish slang. Somebody who worships the fagan. Refers to a homosexual. Phrase generally used as a lighthearted dismissal of someones masculinity.

You bought a valance? You're only a fagan worshipper.

by RobertNestaMarley Snidgemeister Extraodinaire July 26, 2007

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tree hugging dirt worshipper

Someone who loves and respects nature, even to the point of fanatacism. Often are involved in nature based religions, such as Wicca.

Meghan and Nick Forsberg are tree hugging dirt worshippers.

by Megz n Denzer July 9, 2004

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Acting like a little devil worshipper

When someone starts to question their religious faith or attending church services.

Kim: You going to Sunday Service next week?
Denise: I don't go to church anymore. I don't really believe in Jesus and all that anymore...
Kim: You acting like a little devil worshipper now. You need to go to church, girl.

by Chrrrruch July 29, 2022

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opal worshippers

As Aussies (or Austrians as they are known earth side) have rotten trees from dino days dug up for jewelery called opal these upsidedowners must idolize this garbage the earth crapped up.

From a post found "here":

"In FL usa it is fucking gorgeous and not full of brit convict barely anglish speakin opal worshippers"

by s0cialdaw1n March 20, 2017