A Wump is a combination of Wonk and Lump.
Sydney: Damn Rick those cookies are all wump.
Someone with the hottest breath imaginable. Also, they’re like sloth from the goonies, but gay.
A: “that faggot just touched me bro”
B:”oh shit bro, he’s such a wump, bro”
A chronic liar and someone who doesn’t brush their teeth
Person 1: “I have 4 lambo’s”
Person 2: “you are a wump”
Uh oh, or boo hoo moment
“Hey you can’t shit on the Ricky piss couch”
“Wumps!”
N. A house cat.
V. Someone or something that behaves like a house cat.
See also wumpy, or wumpus, or wumpette
Look at that wump. He's so wumpy
When a little baby moves their arms and legs simultaneously when they’re excited.
Look, Lauren’s wumping because she saw her favourite toy!
When you wank inside your pants and don't wash your penis, you penis starts smelling real bad. That smell, is called the wump wump smell.
Man. I couldn't get that wump wumpoff Me dick for 3 days.