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"I'm feeling hungry" said June.
"Have some bollock yoghurt then" said Alec, whipping out his weenus in a flash.
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The term given to somones penus when it has had so much sperm coated over it that it actually begins to turn white and smell of fruits.
"Did you have intercourse with Eric?"
"No, he's got a well bad yoghurt-cock"
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British Slang originating from the BB8 Contestant Brian - It means Stupid. the origins of the term come from exasperation at having to lick the top of a yoghurt carton in order to extract the extra yoghurt - which whilst delicious often means the aforementioned yoghurt top licker looks like a fool. Roughly translates as "fool" "nincompoop" or "Idiot"
I feel like such a yoghurt top.yoghurt top
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Pseudo middle class hippies who buy into aromatherapy etc yet drive BMWs.
Have no thought through politics. Buy ecover, but have dish washers. Pretend
to be hippies but aren't. Drinks organic cider. Wears tie dye at weekends. (see also yogurt weaver)
Love reggae and world music etc
a: The Beamer is running so much better now that I've had it's Chakra's cleansed.
b: Don't you think you're turning into a frightful yoghurt weaver darling?
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When one male, after eating and enjoying a nutritious yoghurt, inserts said yogurt pot into his anus.
His male companion then inserts his penis and/or balls into the yogurt pot.
Note: this is definitely not gay!
Matty J and Deano have enjoyed a pleasant picnic on Hampstead Heath.
Matty J: Hey Deano, I've got this empty yogurt pot, what shall I do with it?
Deano: I know mate, let's try a spot of yoghurt-potting. It's definitely not gay!
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the ever-unfortunate Premature ejaculation
"Dude, how did it go with that chick from Physiology 1 last night??"
"Not so good - we got back to my dorm and were just pashing when i dropped my yoghurt."
"Dude... weak."
"What's that stain on your trousers?"
"Dropped Yoghurt"
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A colloquial for ejaculate. Used jocularly
"He's keen on banana yoghurt" meaning that he likes to suck cock. Often simply meaning "he's Gay", even if not factually accurate about liking semen.
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