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To brag about one's own talents.
Joe: I am the greatest person on earth!
Bob: Don't toot your own horn, you ass.
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v. A metaphor for a person or a group of people believing their own lies and propaganda. The effects of doing this can be comical, e.g., Baghdad Bob, but this is usually the harbinger of the demise of the practitioner(s).
When Mikhail Gorbachev instituted Perestroika and Glasnost, it was obvious that the leadership of the Soviet Union was having a big session of "drink your own bathwater," assuming that Communism was actually about helping workers. Glasnost exposed the average Russian to the lies they had been told, particularly about how awful their standard-of-living was as compared to the West. Subsequently, Gorbachev and the Soviet Union lasted only six years.
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When a female is engaging in some sort of stimulus resulting in sexual arousal.
Comes from the show Workaholics.
"Jillian, I can't have you back here baking your own muffin to Dolph collages!"
Sucking your own cock -
The art of bending your head forward towards your penis, and being able to pull at least 1 cm of skin up and down, or enough to ejaculate.
Welp, imma suck my own cock now.
Go away mom, I'm sucking my own cock over here.
Why are you sucking your own cock?
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-When someone is paying more attention to what you're doing then what they're doing.
-When you're working on something you already know and someone over your shoulder is telling you how to do it.
Bob: hey Bill......you done with that tire change yet?!
Bill: hey Bob....?
Bob: what?
Bill:..........watch your own bobber
The act of being a cocky ass hole; bragging about shit no one cares about.
Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."
Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."
derived from the Mario cart practice of slipping on your own bananas, screwing yourself over
Man, Brendan really got fucked by his own bananas this semester. Maybe if he'd smoked a little less weed he wouldn't have a .25 gpa. - Fucked by your own bananas
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