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A funeral consultant with the fattest, most juicy ass in the whole of tevyat, ass cheeks so fat when he moves a milimetre it creates an earthquake because of those damn fat cheeks.
Zhongli has the fattest ass in Tevyat
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Zhongli is one of the best manipulators in the entire game, as long with "ayaka"
Childe: "I know he uses me for mora, he is like the biggest manipulators."
Fatui agent: "Yes i know, fuck zhongli."
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Another ugly ass archon, tf, why tf are the geo and anemo archon so damn ugly, aren’t they suppose to be archons-
Zhongli is grandpa
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verb: to have an abnormally large male anatomy. These men are prone to; stealing yo girl, stealing yo mama, stealing yo sister, stealing yo daddy ( less often but still be cautious).
"MOMMY THAT MAN HAS A ZHONGLI BIG PILLAR"
" don't, don't look sally,"
"Mom, why did you name me sally, you have cock blocked me for the rest of my life you, fucking whore."
"WHO TAUGHT YOU THOSE WORDS S A L L Y"
" that man. * point at man with a Zhongli Big Pillar*
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The most attractive man to walk this earth other than xiao and arataki itto he is a georgeous sight ecspecially on nsfw sites -madame ping👵🏻
Zhongli/morax/geo archon is hot,morax is sexy,geo daddy can marry me 🥺
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Hot geo archon who can pull a fat meteor from the sky.
Omg! Zhongli is so hot that I want this cool guy in Genshin!!