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Fat fuck that has do to with the New York Yankees; looks like a fat bowling ball
I fell in love with Pedro Martinez after he slammed Don Zimmer's head to the ground
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A big deal; important. Something everyone should know, and that - by default - one should assume all others know.
Person 1: Do you know whether Bella and Sash are still dating?
Person 2: I didn't know they were together at all. I thought Sash was gay.
Person 1: Of course they were dating! Their relationship was really big zimmers.
1. Saying something stupid or the action of doing something stupid in a vain attempt to be funny.
2. To embarrass ones friends by saying something stupid or the action of doing something stupid in a vain attempt to be funny.
3. The Act of a Zimmerism.
To Pull A Zimmer:
Friend 1: Yeah so I gotta do a 20 paige report on freaking penguins
Chick: aww that sucks
Friend 2: Dude once when I lived in Canada i kicked a penguin in the nuts hahahaha
Chick: Wow...ummm...*leaves*
Friend 1: Omg...you idiot...you just pulled a zimmer!! *proceedes to beat down friend 2's ass*
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The God of the bands. Had a bunch of idiots make a cult/religion for him. The almighty supreme being and leader of the Zimminati.
Sophie: Hey do you know who Peter Zimmer is?
Daniel: Yeah I pray to him every night!
A joke phrase inspired after George Zimmerman won the 2013 trial against his murder of Trayvon Martin.
This phrase was possibly coined by a facebook page called "Brock Obama" though the original has not been found.
Inspired by "Cant corner the Dorner".
1: Hey man I cant believe he actually got away with that
2: You cant Simmer the Zimmer, man
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Hans Zimmer's works is one of the greatest gifts given to humanity
" Zimmering" Zim mer-ing Noun
" Zimmered" Zim merd Adjective
1: The Act of destroying anything that you were asked not to interact with because you were not ( smart, strong ) enough to know you should of left it alone.
Person 1 - Hey it looks like that windshield has a crack in it!
Repair Shop - We can repair this for you on Tuesday.
Person 1 - I cannot wait till Tuesday, I will fix it myself.
Repair Shop - Do you have any training in repairing windshields?
Person 1 - Nope, I do not.
Repair Shop - Please do not try to repair it yourself if you go on zimmering something you do not know about you will damage it.
Person 1 - Ok
Person 1 then goes ahead and attempts to repair the windshield and in frustration of inability to repair the windshield throws a Sledgehammer through the windshield completely damaging the window frame and the inside of the vehicle.
Repair Shop - DAMN! You completely "Zimmered" that car.