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Zoink

A subsitution of basically any verb, like 'smurf' from the smurfs. However, zoink usually means to to smoke cannabis or to steal (sometimes also in the more innocent form of 'stealing', to playfully hide). Zoinking's derivation comes from being, or getting zoinked.

"Hey man let's go zoink the stuff I got from my dealer."
"Did you zoink my shoes dude?"
"Dude he can't stop fucking zoinking."

by vinnikk March 11, 2019

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Zoink

A stupid phrase used by a character in the scoobie doo series

Zoink! im a moron!

by TheNuke January 30, 2003

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Zoinks

When someone says some fucking beyond retarded shit and you have no idea what to respond

-"I wonder what its like to fuck a fish"

-"Zoinks!"

by FrenchBaguetteBoy July 21, 2018

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Zoinking

The act of having bomb-ass sex

You down for zoinking tonight.

by Mexican Molly June 18, 2017

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zoink

The act of getting high from marijuana.

Effectively used as a code-word to discretely talk about getting high from weed (for instance, if parents who are against it are around)

"Did you guys zoink yet? Lets zoink up"
"Yoo I just smoked 3 bowls - I'm so zoinked right now"
"She smokes weed every day from morning until night - she's a true zoinker"
"Get zoinked"

"A zoinker is someone who zoinks up and feels zoinked" similar to "A zoinker is someone who smokes up and feels high"

by project.lenzone May 28, 2020

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zoinks

a word that shaggy used in Scooby Doo. it died down for a long time but recently Andrew McKenna has made it extremely popular among his friends and colleagues.
Andrew uses it when he scores a goal in FIFA.

Dang that was a nice goal. ZOINKS!

by Jurgis October 9, 2007

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zoinks

Slang for sexual favors

"That girl is so drunk, she's giving free zoinks"

by Scrapheap April 30, 2007

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