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The horrifyingly plausible alter ego of Mark Zuckerberg.
President Zuckerberg will take the sinking United States government out of the red by carefully choosing Chinese nationals to comprise his entire cabinet and that’s when we’ll finally become profitable as a nation!
When Mark Zuckerberg decides to "upgrade" a service that you are used to and completely comfortable with and forces you to permanently use a new, unintuitive and less convenient one with no say in the matter.
This violation can happen multiple times and never requires consent on the part of the facebook user.
Also, facebook has no actual support service so complaints of Zuckerberg Rape generally go unanswered (sort of like claims of rape in certain neighborhoods in Camden New Jersey)
Shit! The latest zuckerberg rape combined my photo albums, message manager and poke button into a new clusterfuck of programming that keeps stalling, shutting down and accepting my mothers friend request! Fuck you Zukerberg!
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When technology crosses over from innovative and cool to invasive and creepy, it crosses the Zuckerberg Line.
When TikTok started spying on clipboard data, it crossed the Zuckerberg Line.
Person 1: Who's Mark Zuckerberg?
Person 2: The creator of Facebook
Person 1: the what?
Person 2: the dude who made the site
Person 1: oh, like Tom on MySpace
Person 2: yea, and Jack Dorsey on Twitter
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If they could have done it, they would have done it.
Zuckerberg's Law:“If you were the inventors of facebook, you would have invented Facebook”- Mark “Jesse Eisenberg” Zuckerberg
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It's good to be the king, bitch!
(as stated on Mark Zuckerberg's business card)
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Though its critical of the guy to think, he's a guy that made a lot of money by telling you where to put pictures, where to type comments, and where to put information about your life. At least you get to decide what you like, even if disliking something is not an option.
Mark Zuckerberg likes your Facebook status.
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