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Whether a professional or amature; a Blog Brad Pitt or BBP is a person that is themselves very ugly, but chooses to point out any and all flaws in other people. An example of a BBP is Perez Hilton; who is a celebrity blogger that writes unfunny comments over celebrity photos. Perez himself is extremely ugly, but he blogs about the flaws; even minor flaws, of celebrities. He will point out the smallest of wrinkles or pockets of body fat, which just furthers the impossible standard of beauty that both men and women are forced to deal with on a daily basis. So a Blog Brad Pitt makes foolish, inconsiderate comments about someone else's looks, when they have nowhere near a Brad Pitt-Type model look. Most, if not all of these comments are made over the Internet through Blogs and Forums; where a person can bash someone else from safely behind a computer screen.
(Man 1) Holy crap man did you see those bikini photos of Mandy Moore?! (Man 2) F**K Yeah! She looked thick! But that stupid Blog Brad Pitt said she looked fat! (Man 1) Fat? what? Because she's not 82 pounds?! (Man 2) Yeah but you should have seen the blogger. The guy was 400 pounds with a total Meth Face!! He must not have a mirror.
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The patron saint and putative Godfather of the viral shock video cakefarts.com stemming from his cameo in the cult movie Fight Club. In it Pitt discusses what happens if one farts in a meringue pie, adding that it absorbs the smell so it won't stink up the room.
Brad Pitt is renowned worldwide of hatching a monster by discussing the merits of farting into baked goods on his famous Fight Club flick
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A bias used during sexual harassment argument. Brad Pitt's Law dictates that women have the right to feel sexually harassed when the person giving the compliment is not good looking. If it came from good looking stud, they are accepted as compliments.
Why did that guy got suspended for calling her female colleague pretty? Duhh.. Brad Pitt's law, if he aint good looking liks Brad Pitt, its harassment. If he had looked like Brad Pitt, she would probably send him nudes the next day.
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an act that clearly makes you gay, or means you are someone who siezes opportunities
that dude totally had brad pitt sex. He's a fag or someone who seizes opportunities
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A guy that thinks he looks like Brad Pitt instead of like nobody in particular.
The whining dork thought that guy had a Brad Pitt ego that's why she was really talking shit. She was the kind of person who would try to bite before you even got to do the obnoxious thing though, she was beyond vicious, someone you couldn't even stand being around.
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Lack of sensitivity.
A personality disorder where guys are unable to understand why something is hurtful.
(because Jennifer Aniston said that Brad is missing a sensitivity chip)
"My boyfriend doesn't even understand why this has upset me, he must have a case of Brad Pitt Syndrome"
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When someone goes from «Brad Pitt to Brad Shit». Falling dramaticly down the social hierchy. Losing your job, wife, or getting in trouble when your on your all time high either socially or in an economic sense.
Dude did you hear that Kevin Hart won’t host the Oscars after all? “Yeah, he just went from Brad Pitt to Brad Shit. Poor guy.”
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