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Paul Carlson has an amazing attitude towards everything. He is particularly known for his enormous penis. He stands a mere 6 feet in tall with a cock to match his height. His eyes mesmerized the finest hoes in the USA and he gave them what they all desired, his hard thick cock.
Paul Carlson is a man.
Extremely Dank person who has the dankest memes and is the top 🆑🅾️⛎✝️
He is a dank Carlson Becker
Known for his infamous lip flare and red face, Rand is an ultra liberal who aspires to be POTUS. He can't keep a steady drum beat, and can only really play the cymbals well. Girls ditch him at Prom, and he will probably never have a steady relationship in his life. He also drives a Fiat 500.
Yeah, Rand Carlson is such a knob.
Any person who is from spaghetti land and believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
“Let’s get out of here, I don’t like this flipping hecker Gavin Carlson.”
The definition of perfection, the most beautiful girl in the world who deserves everything good ever in life. The catches everyone’s gaze but she is too good for any low life man. She is the epitome of perfection
Man across the street- wow is that Ali Carlson, she really is perfect
(n). 1. A Shit Sandwich. Served at all fine eating establishments everywhere.
man: gee I'm really hungry but gullible. I don't know what to eat.
Waiter: can I interest you in the Tucker Carlson? It comes with flies.
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A euphemism for someone who is a bold faced racist.
Ex. That man driving the truck with the Confederate flag bumper sticker is suck a Tucker Carlson.
Look at all the Tucker Carlson's wearing red hats.
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