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Flirting

A dating equivalent of applying the trial-and-error strategy to hit a target as long as personal parameters or expectations are not unreasonable or unachievable.

John isn’t puritanically opposed to flirting as long as his younger date is beautiful, sexy, hilarious, rich, shorter than him, and can cook as well as his mother or grandmother.

by Fasters March 28, 2023

6πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Flirting

A girl you talk to that you love

I love flirting

by Nitch April 17, 2018

14πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


flirt

someone who is unintentionally friendly to someone of the opposite sex. sometimes very innocent in the whole situation at hand.

...flirt

by rodeam March 5, 2009

35πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


flirting

when some orange oompa loompa attempts to flirt with your boyfriend over facebook because shes too ugly and scared to do it in person because of his gorgeous girlfriend who could beat the living shit out of her in 1 hit (: yaayyy YOUR AWESOME.

"ew why is shelby rodgers flirting with my boyfriend? shes so ugly and weird and she always looks like she smelt something bad. like the old cucumber shoved in her asshole."

by wilma flinstone May 10, 2010

141πŸ‘ 181πŸ‘Ž


flirt

False, misleading, and deceitful bullshit women tend to do.

Flirting is clearly IMBA.

by Glenn_Quagmire December 2, 2006

129πŸ‘ 181πŸ‘Ž


Flirting

When a guy likes a girl, or a girl likes a guy, that they don't know too well, they will flirt with them to put themselves in a better light. They can also bullshit slightly to make themselves look better without thinking about the long term effects of the lie.

It is extreemly painful for someone's ex to hear that the person they've just broken up with is flirting with someone else and just letting them find out the hard way.

Flirting:
1) Guy: Hey
Girl: Hi
Guy: I do athletics for the local sports team, I'm the best there, you should coem see us
Girl: Okay
2) Guy: *Sees tweets from the girl to another guy with kisses at the end* I know about this other guy now, thanks for telling me
Girl: I didn't want to hurt you
Guy: Well how do you think that tuned out?

by John Bryan August 16, 2012

53πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


Flirting

Ancient warfare women use to destroy men by inflating or deflating men’s egos in order to make them feel attractive or inadequate.

Also known as seduction.

That woman has been flirting with her boss all morning.

She only flirts with married men.

We caught this one flirting with her boyfriend’s best friend.

by Fact Based Person March 7, 2018

14πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž