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Quite possibly the biggest MILF of all time...
Guy 1: Hey man you know Gwyneth Paltrow?
Guy 2: Yeah... why?
Guy 1: She got naked in Shakespear in Love.
Guy 2: I love MILFs!
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"You were supposed to meet me at the tanning salon you Gwyneth Paltrow skin sonofabitch."
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The smartest girl you could ever encounter
shes always so sweet and kind
she wouldn’t hesitate to lend a helping hand to anyone in need
Physical touch may not be the way she expresses her affection but shes a very huggable person
She always takes care of her siblings and take responsibility of situations which she is involved in
She cares for her friends a lot and always let them know they’re loved by her
She makes the people around her proud and happy and she always stays humble
you can always trust her with secrets and she won’t tell a soul
Gwyneth is the best
The most amazing, beautiful, kind person to ever exist. She is super smart and has a great sense of humor!
Person 1: * struggling with school work*
Gwyneth Moreno: It’s okay, take a deep breath. This is how you solve the question.
Person 1: thanks so much, you’re the best!
“On Gwyneth” is a saying when something is for real or someone is being for real. It is similar to the saying “on god”
Person 1: Bro it is hot as hell in here
Person2: that on Gwyneth