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A male stripper who is skilled in the art of sleight-of-dick, and is able to make their dick magically appear in various locations. Dick magicians are exclusively hired to attend bachelorette parties.
I don't know how that dick magician managed to make his dick appear in my vagina.
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the slippery magician takes some planning
1st. raw dog some chick from behind in front of a one story window
2nd. mid pump pull out and have a buddy take over without the girl knowing
3rd. walk out side and wave to her
She didnt find the humor in it when i gave her the Slippery Magician.
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The reverse magician is the friend to whom the term “bros before hoes” has no meaning whatsoever. Accordingly, in a reversal of traditional magic (where a magician makes a girl appear or disappear on stage), this is the friend who is notorious for vanishing from your social group once a girl appears in his life, only to resurface once he is single again.
Man, I haven’t seeing Charlie in ages. I think he is pulling a reverse magician move because since he started dating Yolanda, no one has seen him or heard from him.
A young man having the capability to slip in his magic slong in to your brown bottom top hat
Or in layman terms sneaky anal trashing
My father was a great rectal magician
He didn't even notice him slip it in, he must be a rectal magician
A person who studies and discuses the arts of magic(k), treating themself as an authority on both the practical applications as well as the histories behind the techniques, with very little (usually none) actual experience in its use. This is a person who has probably read a great deal of literature written by members (or ex-members) of the Golden Dawn and/or a great deal of metaphysical theory (Chaos Magick being a common choice). Generally, these people come in one of two varieties, a: the overly accepting type, typified by the statement, "Well, it should work... in theory" and b: the overly pessemistic type, typified by the statement, "You can't do THAT!". Generally, the second type is deemed more annoying, being that they tend to have a highly negative reaction to any concept, theory, or technique that they have not already read about in a book that has been published for more than ten years. There are some, however, who find things the opposite, finding the rediculous ideas expounded by type a bordering on offensive. (a term generally used amongst Pagans, occultists, and other magic(k)-practicing people)
a: "Well, the theory is sound."
"Yes, but if every 'sound theory' actually worked, I'd have a twelve-inch cock and would fly to work every day"
b: "Well, Roger says that it won't work"
"Well, Roger is an armchair magician, and, if we listened to him, we'd all be doing lesser banishing rituals of the pentagram every time we wipe our asses."
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When having sex with a female in "doggy style position" pull out your penis and spit on her back. When she turns around you then simply shoot your load in her face.
Last night my boyfriend put something hot on my face and while laughing said I just gave you a "dirty magician".
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(noun)- a person (often female) who "gets around". Or in other words, likes to have sex with many many persons (often males). Its a greater form of a slut.
slut magician > slut
Matt-"i dont know dude, i would probably have sex with her"
Daniel-"dude i would not...shes a slut magician"
Matt-"yeah your right Daniel...Gotta stay away from those Slut Magicians, they'll kill ya."
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