Rim Job

A shitty time when one hits the rim of a red cup while playing beerpong and does not make it in. Reference made to the licking of ones anal exit - also a shitty event.

Player1: *shoots ball*
Player1: *ball hits rim of cup*
Player1: "Fuck I hate rim jobs."

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Rim Job

Absolutley disgusting

'Can I rim you?' - 'No, go away you freak'

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Rim Job

the action of licking ((usually in a circular motion)) of the anus.

When Hannah dearest gave Hobis a rim job, she did not expect to be met with the pugent smell of feces.

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RIM job

(n.) Not to be confused with the more widely-used term "rim job", a RIM job is any professional position within the technology firm Research In Motion (aka RIM), the makers of the Blackberry.

Person1: "We should all apply for a RIM job!"
Person2: "Hey! I'm not into that sort of thing!"
Person1: "No, I mean RIM is hiring!"

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Rim Job

When someone puts their Legs behind their head and someone licks it aggressively while jerking off and stroking their pubes fast and hard

Josh:who did you give a rim job?
Jason:that one hair fat crackhead homeless man with the tiny dick on his nipple
Josh:awesome dude can I join
Jason: his ass was very hairy and shitty

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Rim Job

When one licks another's asshole.

Tommy:

"Angela can you give me a rim job ?"

Angela:
"Isn't that a little weird Tommy?"

Tommy:
"Not if I return the favor!"

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Rim Job

See Ode To Carrie Below...

Well, let me tell you a story about this girl named Carrie
When the question was asked, she became a little wary
Alarmed that she may be inhibited, it became my duty
To inform of the intense pleasure found in everyone’s booty
I said Ohhh girl, you don’t have to be shy
Use your left index finger gently and you won’t hear any cries
But before you do so, you may want to make sure everything is just right
Cause that little ole balloon knot can get a little tight
So when you think things are getting umm a bit boring
Take your tongue girl and let’s go back door exploring
Now it’s not like a button, for which some can be hard to find
All you have to do is lift those legs up and expose that cheeky behind
Oh and I almost forgot to mention make sure things are clean and neat
Tell them to jump in the shower and do a little finger sweep
So see Carrie, all your worries are now left behind
Let’s go crazy and give a rim job a try!!

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