Abe

A new-age name for God. Like, even more new-age than "Jesus."

Atheist: Abe doesn't exist.
Abe: Yes I do.
Atheist: Oh. Oh... Wow...

Devout follower: WWAD? What Would Abe Do?

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AB

To split something with one other person, usually drugs or alcohol.

"Yo you tryna AB this blunt?"
"Fuck yeah, we're gonna get hella high"

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Abs

Abs (abdominals) are a set of muscles in your stomach region.

Abs come in different sizes and numbers, like 6pack, 8pack and even 10pack abs

Girl: look at his abs!
Girl: his 6pack is so shredded

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Abe

Abe is short for Abraham Lincoln. It is used to refer to nickle bags of marijuana. It is used to appear inconspicuous/innocent.

"Wheres Abe at?"

Translation: Where can I find $5 worth of weed to purchase.

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AB+

A blood type that can take blood from all types, but can only give blood to it's type.

1-Did you know Kanye West's blood type was AB+?
2-Just like his personality.

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ABS

Acronym for "Angry Butt Sex".

Usually involves of a wrench, a pillow, an insulin needle, and a pissed off Bi-Polar Drunkard, known as Shannon O'Houlihan.

Person 1: how the hell is that drunkard chasing the kid with an insulin needle?

Person 2: Thats Shannon, i bet that poor kid stole Shannon's favorite wrench and pillow again... poor poor soul...

Person 3: EVERYONE SAVE YOURSELVES!!!! It's a Shannon O'Houlihan!!! he will have ABS with everyone!!! arrrrgggghhh

That was some serious ABS we had last night, I haven't worked up a sweat like that since I was a teenager

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ABS

Already Been Screwed.

Dude 1: D’you think dat she is an ABS babe, huh?

Dude 2: Nah, man.

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