accidental techie

The accidental techie is usually a person who understands computers or office equipment better than most in the organization, and can figure out how to adapt the knowledge to the organization's needs. This is the go-to person for technology issues at an office that doesn't have or can't afford tech support.

After Jason fixed Ellie's screen resolution he quickly became the accidental techie.

Accidental selfie

When u take selfies by accident , posing without knowing

I took an accidental selfie on train

Accidental Slut

A girl who accidentally hooks up with or hits on another girl's boyfriend, because she didn't know they were dating.

Girl 1: "Him and I totally hooked up last night."
Girl 2: "OMG!! He has a girlfriend!!"
Girl 1: "WHAT?! I guess I'm an accidental slut!"

accidental sex

Having sex with someone when you honestly didn't intend to, or are trying not to. Not always a bad thing and is no big deal because 'hey, accidents happen'.

I went over to my ex's place to drop off some stuff last night. We got talking, one thing led to another and we had accidental sex.

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accidental tourist

When wiping your ass and a finger accidentally pokes through the toilet paper.

What seemed to be an easy clean-up job was anything but, when I had an accidental tourist take a peek into the dmz.

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accidental procrastination

The act of thinking that something (i.e. essay, project, birth of a child) was due on a later day leading to last minute preparations, and half-assed work.

LISA WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THE BABY WAS DUE TODAY WE NEED TO GO!!!!

Eddie - DAMN IT!
Aaron - Damnit? what happened?
Eddie - I HATE ACCIDENTAL PROCRASTINATION
Aaron - Me too
Eddie - I thought these essays were due Tuesday

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Accidentally On-Purpose

A spur-of-the-moment decision to do something that you should not be doing, which you then deny when someone finds out about it by saying it was completely on accident.

Girl 1: Did you steal my favorite shirt? I found it in your room
Girl 2: Oh! Uhh, I must have, um, packed it in my bag by mistake when I was leaving your house! It was on accident!
Girl 2: Yeah, right, accidentally on-purpose!

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