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Levi Ackerman's mother who died…
Person 1: Poor Levi, I heard he lost his mother as a kid
Person 2: I heard that too, I believe her name was Kuchel Ackerman…
an eternal ethereal goddess who i want to marry she has short black hair and is tall (taller than me at least) she is very gorgeous and she used to simp for eren but he is an asshole who just has to be saved 24/7 and looks like jesus in season 4.
mikasa ackerman is most likely bisexual because she loved sasha!!!! (i don’t make the rules i only enforce them)
as i am a woman myself i would very much like mikasa to use her strong arms to save me from titans and i would marry her and treat her better than eren jaeger
also goth mikasa is so freaking pretty
anyone who calls her “mankasa” is just someone who gets no pussy or dick and is literally a virgin who probably plays COD but sucks at it and gets carried in the game
if you look like mikasa HMU IMMEDIATELY SHAWTY i’ll treat u right i promise
Me: “What attack on titan character do you kin?”
Pretty girl: “Mikasa Ackerman”
Me: “PLEASE MARRY ME!!!”
Pretty girl: “okay” *lipbite*
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Levi Ackerman is someone that I would allow for him to kick me like he did to Eren Yeager.
“Levi Ackerman please make me your maid, I shall clean for you everyday.”
“Levi Ackerman likes to clean.”
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Accusing someone with a winning argument of racism as a distraction.
Named for journalist Spencer Ackerman, who promoted the strategy on the email listserv "JournoList" as a means for journalists to avoid having to cover the Jeremiah Wright controversy.
This reckless spending during a time of record deficits is irresponsible.
Racist!
An Ackerman Gambit? I've read the JournoList, too, y'know ...
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a total bad ass and my mommy. she’s hotter than anyone else and she looks amazing especially in s2-4 and snk my absolute goddess and love of my life. a #girlboss #queen #totalbabe #lovelfmylife #am1lflol
floch: bro whos that
me: THATS THE TOTAL BABE IM DATING, MIKASA ACKERMAN, WITH CRAZY BIG BADONKERS
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Levi Ackerman is my favorite aot character.
Mines Armin
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the sexiest fucking beast ever created in this world. my fucking reason to live. i love this man with everything i have in me. id let him do anything to me. he wants to kill me? id let him. he thinks i’m useless and wants to feed me to a titan? rightfully so. i’ll agree with anything he says i am so deeply in love with him. if he wanted to rearrange my insides i would not hesitate to spread my legs miles apart and let his discover the deep mysteries of my vagina.
levi ackerman is so hot i’m gonna cum
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