Addressing Dog

A bad excuse created by Aiden to skip out on a Zoom Call.

Meaning: Unkown

Aiden: Sorry I was late guys, I had was addressing my dog. Addressing Dog meaning definition unknown.

Bmail address

Your secondary email address. The one you give out on the internet when you sign up for things you might thing could lead to spam or the one you give to someone who you are not interested in.

Ouch, you gave him your bmail address.

MAC address

The address of your local McDonald's.

Not to be confused with McAddress, which is the term used by McDonald's staff to refer to your place of residence for the purposes of McDelivery.

In order to consume McDonald's food we must first commute to the vicinity of the MAC address.

Jonathon could not remember his MAC address so he went to KFC instead.

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What's the address

A phrase used to greet a friend or to understand the status of plans for the night.

Sanchez, "What's the address amigo?"
Mario, "Things are good, thanks. Except my girlfriend left me for another castle."

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IP Address

An archaic techno-term that no one really understands and whose altering/fixing is best left to a specialist

Comcast: Sorry for your internet problems, has your IP address been assigning itself to your other modem?

Me: ugghhh...

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quasi address

directions to the general location of your home but with very specific descriptions of surrounding landmarks.

Jon gave Squeezy his quasi address:

by roosevelt
a block down
the crash pad

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IP address

A term used to describe your stats on fortnite or roblox, ETC, always share your IP address to TOTALLY flex on everybody at the family reunion!

Fred: Hey, whats your IP address?
Kevin: (IP address)
Fred: Wow! nice roblox stats!

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