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An oxymoronic statement that one says while trying to court a person of the opposite sex. Usually offensive, and usually said by the man to the woman. Inspired by the chorus to Akon's song "Sexy Bitch", wherein the singer says, "I don't mean to be disrespectful" and then proceeds to repeatedly refer to the woman in question as a "Sexy Bitch".
Indicative of:
a)How stupid men are
b)How stupid rap lyrics can tend to be
Guy: Hey
Girl: Hey
Guy: You look really pretty.
Girl: Thank you
Guy: I mean, I'm trying to be respectful, but goddamn you have the juciest ass ever.
Girl: Uhhhh...*walks away*
Guy: Dammit...I didn't mean to use an Akon-oron. Shit!
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To be caught red handed in supermarkets shoplifting,
then spending a lovely night in a jail cell along with other dykes in society.
Issy is the meaning of akon-isation.
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When someone says they'll do something but backs out, usually with a lame reason or none at all.
So did mike show up for the rehersals?
Nah. He pulled an akon.
Man that guy's a joke. I never believe a word he says because he's always pulling an akon.
Dude, that guy is totally trying to pull an Akon right now.
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(1) blackest, black that is blacker than akon. (2) the color between onyx black and wesley snipes black
last night was darker than usual, it was midnight akon black.
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Having sex in the last 30 minuets (from Lonely Island and Akon song "I Just had Sex")
"Since I had sex twenty minutes ago, I have passed the qualification to sing with Akon."
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A blowjob.
Hey girl, how much you be charging for one of them blii Akon?