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The moment you don't know the answer to a question so you use big words to compensate for your lack of knowledge.
I didn't study for the big test so I used some alternative facts.
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You call that a lie, but it is just alternative fact
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Basically a lie but said in an elegant way.
A: Hey the sky is soooo blue... (nighttime)
B: ummmm alternative fact?
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Alternative fact are false statements that can be true in atleast one alternative reality.
- Jimmy is crazy if he really thinks the earth is flat.
- Yes, he is crazy, he believes in alternative facts.
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A series of Falsehoods
"Look, Alternative Facts are not Facts, they're falsehoods!"
---- Chuck Todd, MSNBC
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Alternative facts cited which have been ignored by one's opponent in a disagreement. Fact: "My client slipped on your floor and broke his neck!" Alternative fact: "Your client dropped a banana peel onto the floor, and then stepped on it!"
"Your argument is very persuasive, but I have additional facts, alternative facts, which you have ignored, and which refute your viewpoint."
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A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.
You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!