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Elliott: "Have you ever heard of the Abraham Lincoln?"
Wes: "No man, what is it?"
Elliott: "Haha, some shit Butterweck found on Urban Dick. Go look it up on there."
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A cock-faced, son-of-a-bitch, fucking cuntlicker at Urban Dictionary who won't let you sumbit some definitions because they are "forbidden."
Those urban dicks won't let me submit a definition for Aquemini.
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A person who uses urbandictionary not to inform people the meanings of slang and otherwise unofficial terms and words, but to insult a group of people, respond to a definition (good or bad response, this is still not a chat room), and often completely leave out a definition and merely voice their opinion on the word in question.
Here are a few urban dicks who have gotten enough thumbs up to be on the front page of their respective words.
Texting
Dumbest shit ever, just call asshole.
(Where's the definition?)
George Bush
he president who staged the first preemptive strike in the history of the United States of America using the sole justification that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction.
Later, when no wmds were found, he fiddled with terror alerts, implied connections between Iraq and 9/11, changed the definition of the word "liberation" to "invasion", and generally deceived the American people.
George Bush constantly encourages misconceptions about the war on Iraq and John Kerry, possibly because he does not understand these things himself.
If you disagree, tell me, why DID we go to war with Iraq? Don't just say why we should have gone, or what makes sense to you (i.e. Saddam Houssein was a dictator, find out exactly what George Bush told us.
(this isn't a political discussion, and I don't know how you expect us to tell you anything over urban dictionary)
Scene Kid
typical "scene" girl:
-choppy hair
-usually black
-septum ring
-has a myspace with pictures of her from crazy angles with a TUFF face on because shes so hardxcore
-goes to local shows all the time
-belongs to a livejournal community called "cuntxcore" or "gungunbangbang" or "murderscene". because anything involving guns, or bang, or murder, or glamour, electric, shock, lust, or cunt, is cool in her book
-often says things like "SUP NIGZ" or "KTHXBAI" or "I HATE YOU KDIE" or "IM COOLER THAN YOU K" or "SUP IM RAD" on their myspace profile
-loves dinosaurs and robots and little girl bows and headbands because its just the way things are in the scene. dont ask them why all of them happen to find all of these things suddenly attractive, because they dont know themselves, its just what TOTALLY SCENExCORE people do.
usually theyre just obnoxious bitches who put on this "scener than thou" attitude and hate everyone else, kthxbai lol.
(this isn't Xanga)
IT'S URBAN DIC-TION-AR-Y.
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A particular variety of spidiot who insists on submitting offensive, mis-spelled, innacurate or obscenity-riddled entries to UrbanDictionary.com under the false impression that this somehow makes them funny.
"There are far too many urban dicks around this site."
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Being unable to get any definitions or phrases posted on URBAN DICTIONARY.
Damn it, I got urban dicked again! Those bastards wont post my definition of what it's like to have sex with a goat, monkey, tomato and midget all at the same time.
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Noun. Male. A pathetic loser who peruses the Urban Dictionary website for definitions of degraging and pretty much impossible sexual positions. He then e-mails them to his computer programmer friends who laugh loudly in their cubicles while eating Hot Pockets and drinking Mr. Pibb. This particular species of dick rarely uses his own on a live person and smells as offensive as his entries.
Reginald's wife divorced him because he is an urban dick.
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A guy who spends all his spare time on urban dictionary.
Jeff T: Hey, Jeff, do you want to go to the strip club with me and Tom and Carl tonight?
Jeff G: Nah. I gotta check out the latest action on urbandictionary dude!
Jeff T: What an urban dick!
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