Ancient aliens

A show with a bunch of retarted crackheads saying that every small thing in human history was caused by aliens. Officially one of the stupidest things on television do not watch unless you want to lose brain cells.

As ancient astronaut theorists beleive ancient aliens came down and changed our dna so we will be smart. As ancient astronaut theorists belive ancient aliens made shakespere a time traveling super human.

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Ancient pkers

Ancient pkers is one of the best pking clans in runescape, they owned the wild, and now they own bh.

Ancient Pkers owns frozen fury

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ancient mariner

So you’re doing this chick from behind. When you’re about to come, pull out and jizz all over her back. Then, when she turns around to tell you what an awesome job you did, throw a bowl of clam chowder in her face.

Kevin gave Jill an Ancient Mariner she'd never forget.

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ancient vagina

An artifact found back in 1983 by the world famous anthropologist Demitrio Cruz in Swamps of South Florida.
The device was made from harden clay. It is beleived to be the first know "Pocket Pussy" Scientist beleive that the ancient people that this device belonged to would fill it with soft clay and or mud type substance in order to give it that real deal feel.
Some scholars think that the device was used on long grueling trecks for food when the Mammoth's were scarce and hunting for food could take days at a time. They didn't want to risk spraining there spear throwing wrists.

I gonna go hunt me some Mammoth and FUCK the shit out of that Ancient Vagina

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Ancient Textin

Text in which one uses the actual number keys instead of using the new modern keyboard cell phones

"dang dude why do you take so long to text" the friend replies"man you know I'm using Ancient Textin I cant afford they keyboard cell phone"

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Ancient Geek

An archaic, obsolete or outdated phrase or mode of expression, most often or exclusively used on the Internet.

- (((Rachel)))

- wtf does that mean?

- it's Ancient Geek for giving you a virtual hug.

ancient egypt

A time period of technological advancements and orgies. Yes, Cleopatra gave fire head. No, she was not grippy

“I wish I lived in Ancient Egypt. They gave that fire sloppy.”

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