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Anthropologist

An elderly person who studies ants

That anthropologist is very old

by InsignificantPerson August 25, 2016

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Deadline Anthropologist

A newspaper or magazine writer who creates inane articles about alleged dramatic changes in culture or society, even though the evidence is often flimsy generalties and select anecdotes.

Did you see that deadline anthropologist's article about American men now caring more about charity than acquiring personal wealth? Must be true because the pastor and kindergarten teacher quoted in the article said so.

by IndySparkPlug September 27, 2010

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cultural anthropologist

someone who's so clueless about being a human being that they need to study and write papers about it.

our lecturer is totally bizarre!
oh, he's a cultural anthropologist. he's trying to "understand" this whole "living" thing.

by geek.neo January 24, 2011

25๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


cultural anthropologist

Usually a social reject who must be banished to a far-off place for multiple years under the pretense of understanding how the marginalized people of the Earth live and think. Unfortunate groups that are forced to tolerate cultural anthropologists living in their midst usually send the village idiot to distract the anthropologist for as long as possible.

Cultural anthropologist speak: "Fed up with the banal and decrepit humdrum of American society, I took off for the remote lands of the Xanabu. They were overjoyed at my arrival and I have already taken down 100 pages of stories from the old blind man who greeted me. These are said to be sacred, ancient tales."

by mtncrazie January 17, 2012

23๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


cultural anthropologist

A person (either male or female) who is exceptionally hip and up-to-date. They have the coolest gear, say the hottest terms, and know all there is too know in todays world. They are usually between the ages of 20 and 30.

Bryan: Yo nice sneakers! Can I rock them for a day or two?

John: I don't think so bro.

Bryan: You have all the coolest stuff, you are always on the cutting edge.

John: I guess I am what you would call a Cultural Anthropologist bro.

by B Weezy March 13, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Recreational enjoyment anthropologist

One who studies "recreational activities" and the enjoyment experienced by people. Either first hand activity or by studying as others do so.

Courtney is a Recreational enjoyment anthropologist as she is the one studying her friends doing shrooms. During her studies she sits and laughs at their misfortunes.

by BynxBio December 5, 2010


anal anthropologist

Someone who specializes in anal intercourse with the opposite sex. Most anal anthropologists are named Richard and or Ricky.

That boy a Richard is a sick anal anthropologist.

by popeyetheman1 March 23, 2014