did that in beta

Phrase used to pretend one has seen or done something before anyone else, usually used when first mentioned by the first, or innocent party. This is usually used to try and gain a leg-up in ones own sad life by piggy-backing someone elses unique or interesting events...

PLAYERONE 'Blimey i just won the National Lottery'

PLAYERTWO 'Oh I did that in Beta'

The Butler did it..

The answer to every murder mystery

It's only logical that the butler did it.

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Did a Jonno

To drink so much that the night before doesn't exist to you.

Random|says= omg Jacob, you had sex with 3 different people in 2 hours
Jacob|says= Yep, I did a Jonno

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she did that

"She did that" is said when someone - usually a female - did a great job at something, particularly when they have dressed well.

Did you see that girl in the Louis Vuitton? She did that...

That girl did that presentation today...

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did a thing

When one is so basic that one cannot describe their own actions, they use this phrase and think it's cute. It is not actually cute in real life, it just pisses everyone off due to the lack of information or care to explain any detail of what occurred.

(picture of unlabeled box on counter)
"So today I did a thing..."

(Picture of dirty underwear)
"So today I did a thing..."

(Picture of toilet paper roll)
"So today I did a thing.."

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Did a Clemmo.

Neglected to eat before a heavy drinking session, with devastating consequences.

Chantelle was really looking forward to her reunion at the hairdressers college, but was in a hurry and did a Clemmo. The upshot was that she was in bed by 9pm.

Chad thought the evening would be much cheaper if he did a Clemmo. In the event, he just ended up in police custody.

Get did

When you are a retard like myself and say get did and your friends bully you because of your retarded vocabulary and English sentence constructing skills

“Yes I get did picked for that”

“Bro your fucking retarded you can’t even speak a sentence”