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a shit school that has been alive since like the Elizabethan Era, the uniform is uncomfortable af and the teacher enforce the dress code by putting up dumbass posters in the halls. The cafeteria smells like actual butthole and is just disgusting cuz the janitors barely wipe the tables. Everyone thinks they are the shit and white people there say the n-word FOR NO FUCKING REASON. There’s like maybe 5 nice teachers and the rest have a stick up their ass. The washrooms smell like shit and there’s always tampons on the ground in he girls washroom. They force us to take religion, and yeah it’s a no from me. Oh and you get in trouble for getting UberEats like tf. Oh and everyone is a fucking druggie, and all the AP people are snitches.
Guy: I’ve had the most shitty day
Girl: do you go to St. Brother André CHS ?
Guy: yeah
Girl: figures
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The indication that a "chick" is actually a dude
I wasn't going to look below the belt because she had hands like André the Giant
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Andrés Hortal is a handsome man that i love too much. He is so nice and has a great eyes.
His penis isnt too big but he is happy anyways.
He can fuck but he is scared.
Te quiero Andrés :3 soy patri
Andrés Hortal? He is beautiful, nice dick
They: hey, what's your name ?
André Sébastien: hey I'm André-Sébastien. What about you ?
They: wow that's a long name
So sexy - attractive. Mr. steal yo girl type beat. He’s charismatic, charming, helpful, always full of energy and happiness. He flirtation and fun and he knows how to bring life to a party. He also can be very judgemental in a funny way. All around a whole shnack and a real go getter.
André (white) is fine as hell.
The girl who probably doesn’t take care of her car and even after using the GPS 173937293 time still doesn’t know where to go. Cries in the bath tub at every party but will hype you the fuck up. Argues without understanding the arguments. Loves pink in a disturbing way. The personification of chaos. Probably stans Cardi B.
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