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Android

A smart phone that should not be a smart phone. Androids are a waste of money. Androids are slow and useless. It does not deserve the name "Smart Phone" it should be called................................. Dumb Phone.

"Androids are a pieces of garbage." Sundar Pichai says to me. "Aren't you the CEO of Android?" ask him. "Yeah, but everyone knows they suck." He responds. "True dat, True Dat."

by Yummysocks March 22, 2020

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androide

The act of an android user to cause an Apple product to make errors or shut down.

He androided my iphone.

by Trollen December 29, 2011

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Android

Bad looking, slow, laggy and very susceptible to viruses

Android phones are for people willing to have their phone catch on fire in their pocket.

by _Jackbarrett4 March 4, 2018

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Android

The WORST fucking phone ever. Just a big copy of Apple.

Person 1: I got an android phone yesterday.
Person 2: Androids suck. Theyโ€™re slow and never last more then a year.

by IReplyToYou December 1, 2019

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Android

A poor man's iphone.

Today I will be switching over to iPhone for a variety of reasons. Mainly the fact that android while it may offer more customization, the need to customize an android is usually needed to remove bloatware apps, install visual voice mail and spam protection, and otherwise bring an android to the same level of privacy and simplicity as iOS.

by Chasuhfoie October 16, 2022

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Android

An elitist ideology in which everybody thinks they are superior to the entire human race for being a single decision different from other people who used phones. Much like the N*zis, they torture everyone who believes in a certain other ideology (iOS.) Mostly selfish people who attack you for the slightest opinion that supports Apple devices, comment pro-Android things on anything about money, and call emojis cringe just because theyโ€™re too bad on those devices to use them. The remaining 10% are actual decent human beings who donโ€™t avoid acting normal and respect iPhone users, because theyโ€™re humans too and not some subhuman thing who jumped out of a lake and started yelling out some gibberish. When you want to bomb the Apple HQ in Cupertino, go on. Only the national security system will prevent you. But if you say โ€œiOS is alrightโ€ in a comment section, get ready for 170+ replies that say the same thing - โ€œno lol f you galaxy s10 for life lolololol.โ€

EmKay/Damien: iPhone for life
Elitist: n00oo000 android better lololol ur stupid

Elitist: tim cook should end up in a car accident and become a quadraplegic because iphones are such big shitbags
Apple users: okay, iโ€™ll still keep my iphone x
Other elitists: WOOOOOOOO!!!!! CONGRATS DUDE YOUโ€™RE THE BEST!!!
Other elitists: lol fucc u apple user android better lolol noob

by Unnamed Guy 448 October 9, 2019

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Android 18

From the dragonball universe, Android 18 is a human remodeled as an android by Dr. Gero. She becomes a good guy after Gohan defeats Cell. Android 17's twin sister, one of the androids created for making Cell perfect. She is slightly less powerful than 17. She becomes Krillin's wife, and has a kid with him named Marin, much to Goku's surprise. She uses computer speak every now and again, demonstrated in her amazement to how Vegeta became so much stronger in such a short time, after training in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, saying "It just doesn't compute 16, there's just no way".

Android 18: Whoever owns these clothes should have their optic sensors adjusted. They are obviously malfunctioning.

Said when looking at Chi-Chi's outfits.

by kyle.biddle January 13, 2011

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