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android is the most garbo phone ever on this planet earth and is the bitten spat out part of the apple logo and is a disgrace to humans and has the most garbage lasting battery ever
friend: "yo i got android phone"
Me an intellectual: *smacks phone on ground and poops on it*
friend: "thank you"
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Bad looking, slow, laggy and very susceptible to viruses
Android phones are for people willing to have their phone catch on fire in their pocket.
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a disgrace
Android User: wow look i got a samsung galaxy s8 !
iPhone User: never speak to me again
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The WORST fucking phone ever. Just a big copy of Apple.
Person 1: I got an android phone yesterday.
Person 2: Androids suck. They’re slow and never last more then a year.
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A poor man's iphone.
Today I will be switching over to iPhone for a variety of reasons. Mainly the fact that android while it may offer more customization, the need to customize an android is usually needed to remove bloatware apps, install visual voice mail and spam protection, and otherwise bring an android to the same level of privacy and simplicity as iOS.
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An elitist ideology in which everybody thinks they are superior to the entire human race for being a single decision different from other people who used phones. Much like the N*zis, they torture everyone who believes in a certain other ideology (iOS.) Mostly selfish people who attack you for the slightest opinion that supports Apple devices, comment pro-Android things on anything about money, and call emojis cringe just because they’re too bad on those devices to use them. The remaining 10% are actual decent human beings who don’t avoid acting normal and respect iPhone users, because they’re humans too and not some subhuman thing who jumped out of a lake and started yelling out some gibberish. When you want to bomb the Apple HQ in Cupertino, go on. Only the national security system will prevent you. But if you say “iOS is alright” in a comment section, get ready for 170+ replies that say the same thing - “no lol f you galaxy s10 for life lolololol.”
EmKay/Damien: iPhone for life
Elitist: n00oo000 android better lololol ur stupid
Elitist: tim cook should end up in a car accident and become a quadraplegic because iphones are such big shitbags
Apple users: okay, i’ll still keep my iphone x
Other elitists: WOOOOOOOO!!!!! CONGRATS DUDE YOU’RE THE BEST!!!
Other elitists: lol fucc u apple user android better lolol noob
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From the dragonball universe, Android 18 is a human remodeled as an android by Dr. Gero. She becomes a good guy after Gohan defeats Cell. Android 17's twin sister, one of the androids created for making Cell perfect. She is slightly less powerful than 17. She becomes Krillin's wife, and has a kid with him named Marin, much to Goku's surprise. She uses computer speak every now and again, demonstrated in her amazement to how Vegeta became so much stronger in such a short time, after training in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, saying "It just doesn't compute 16, there's just no way".
Android 18: Whoever owns these clothes should have their optic sensors adjusted. They are obviously malfunctioning.
Said when looking at Chi-Chi's outfits.
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