Dance Restrictions Apply

A person who, at a dance/club, does not dance, just stands around looking cool, typically acting like a pimp.

"Dude! You just turned down the hottest girl here!"

"Dance restrictions apply, dude."

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applied tech highschool

One of the newest Bergen tech schools and supposed to be the best but since it’s only opened for three years not many people know about it so anyone who applied got in meaning everyone who goes there is retarded. The school offers free college credits and courses but the kids there are too dumb to even care and fail all their classes. As of right now the school is all engineering but half the people there don’t even know the difference between a Flat head and a Phillips head screwdriver.

You go to applied tech highschool? You must be sped.

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apply lip gloss

another term for female masturbation. See also fat lip.

Karen's been in the bathroom a long time. She said she was applying some lip gloss

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ima apply that pressure

Im tryna fuck/ I’m trying to get with you

“Next time I see u ima apply that pressure”

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apply an oral vacuum

a 'polite' insult from the 'class' of 'polite', verbose insults

won't you apply an oral vacuum to my rectum?

let me cordially invite you to apply an oral vacuum to my crank

couldn't you kindly administer an oral vacuum to my jonk?

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Apply through your teeth

To euphamise one's skills and/or work ethic on a work application with the intent of having your application receive a more favorable consideration. It is an unwritten rule of applying for jobs, i.e., it is expected that you apply through your teeth. Remember, it's not lying - it's applying.

Question: How often have you skipped school: never, on occasion, only as much as everyone else does, or always?

Applicant: Hmm, let's see. Well, I do skip on occasion, so...

Friend: Dude, apply through your teeth. Tell them you never skip. That's what they're expecting you to say.

Applicant: Alright, next question.

Question: I disagree with others frequently. Strongly agree, agree, neutral, disagree, or strongly disagree?

Applicant: Wtf! It's a trick question >_<

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Apply Pressure to the Wound

Apply Pressure to the Wound is a word used in a minor sense by protesters and political activists. It is generally used in a country where they are protesting one of its allies or trade partners behaviours - for example, Australia to China, or Canada to the United States.

Protester: Apply Pressure to the Wound!
Politician: Ah screw 'em, where's 'at coal lobbyist who's been bribin' me?

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